Why is it that I have a million tubes of chapstick but when lips are dry, I can't seem to find any?
Why is it that when I have a million things to do someone asks for my help, then when I have nothing to do, no one needs my help?
Why is that we drive on parkways and park on freeways?
Why is it that there are always several umbrella's in your car, until it starts pouring down rain...then they are all in the house???
Why is it that the house is freezing until bed time...then it is SUPER hot???
Why is it that no matter how many times you open the windows in your own house, you still always forget which way the dang levers go???
